If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It's official drugs can't kill me
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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