bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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