We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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