i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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