At least make sure they are 18
Why
too bad you live with your parents still
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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