Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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