Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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