he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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