We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Vodka?
Forever.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Randomize
