She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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