worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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