Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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