Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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