Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I should be sponsored by Trojan
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
of course. lets lasso hookers.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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