Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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