I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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