You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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