WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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