Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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