Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
