yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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