Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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