i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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