we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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