I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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