I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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