Im at strip club and am horny
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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