i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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