bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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