Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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