She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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