so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
The ass gains better be worth it
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