I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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