her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
