she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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