That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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