Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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