So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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