Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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