A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
