Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
The air was thick with penises
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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