But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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