dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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