apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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