There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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