"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
being pregnant is like rehab
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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