there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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