I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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