...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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