Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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